So I had a bit of shitty week this week so I asked all of my kids for jokes.

Mine didn't have any good jokes. Not one of the 9.

I asked a fellow rover's 5 year old for a joke and he had a really good one.

Here it is

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

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Ash wanna go to that job fair with me ( Read more... )

"Spot, come here!"

Screw you with sexual harassment on top!

if you kiss me I will bite

do you keep your undies in the ice box?

I went to the ex yesterday and whilst in the food building this girl at the hershey counter said "Hi Caroline" I said hi back and we made some small talk. All the while I had no clue as to who it was. She started talking to Pete and when she got distracted by a customer I asked him who it was. He said *blank* I took a second look at the girl and it ( Read more... )

So its 339 am here on saturday night. I have just spent 3 hrs reading and am 1/3 or more of the way through the book. I am being picked up at 830 this morning to head off to cj. I am to "wake up" at 545 to finish packing, shower and make myself not look like sasquatch. I have given up on the idea of sleep for tonight. Hoping instead to sleep on the ( Read more... )

in the my favourites game ( Read more... )

You know, something that you got for free. A cool pen from a conference or your big sisters shoes or you know anything really ( Read more... )